Opinions Matter with Adrian & Jeremy

00:00 It's Ireland's most talked about podcast. The only podcast with live callers and live debates. It's Opinions Matter with Adrian and Jeremy. 00:11 You're very welcome to this latest Opinions Matter podcast with Adrian and Katie this week, because Katie's been with us all week on Opinions Matter. And this is the weekend episode of the podcast. We call it Get It Off Your Chest. Now, if you've never heard this weekend episode of the podcast before, you're in for a surprise. Maybe not a good surprise, but you're in for some sort of a surprise. 00:35 So what is it? What is this episode all about? Well, we call the weekend episode of the podcast, Get It Off Your Chest. 00:45 And those of you of a certain age will recognise this music. 00:49 This is the music that myself and Jeremy used to use back in the day on Get It Off Your Chest. Remember? Remember? 00:56 Yeah, loads of you do. Anyway, let me tell you how we come across this episode. 01:02 Every day during the week, before we get to our main Opinions Matter topic, myself and Jeremy and all of this week, myself and Katie, sit in our studio while the audience is building up on our Facebook page. 01:19 While that's happening, we sit here in the studio talking the most random rubbish. And it is that random rubbish that you are about to hear on this episode of Opinions Matter. It's Get It Off Your Chest. And this is episode number 87, which means there are 86 others released every Saturday. Now, on this episode, you'll hear myself and Katie, as I said, I spent the week with Katie on the podcast. And with the help of ChatGPT, we tried to find a nickname for our Katie. 01:51 We found out the ghetto car that Katie used to drive. And it really is, honestly. 01:58 And her belief that I'm the ultimate ghetto man with my food tastes. 02:03 Katie did fairly well on knowing the regs of Irish cars. In other words, D for Dublin, WX for Wexford. 02:12 She did slip up a little bit, though, when it came to KY. You'll hear that. And did you ever dislike your name? Like I, I won't say I still do, but I certainly did. 02:25 And would you change it if you could? And if you could, what name would you pick? 02:30 They're just some of the items that we're going to be dealing with on this weekend episode of Opinions Matter. It's myself and Katie, and we start last Monday. 02:42 Hello, everybody. Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to today's Opinions Matter with Adrian. And what's your name, sir? 02:48 Son? How are you, son? How are you? How are you, son? Got balls. Jesus. You actually do that too well. 02:55 I do do it too well. Well, I've actually got a bit of a sore throat at the moment. So if you could actually not make fun of my illness. 03:01 Could you actually sound husky and sexy? Oh, do I? No, I'm asking you. Could you not give it a try? Oh. Bring something to the bloody table here. 03:09 Well, don't worry, Adrian. You'll always have me. 03:12 Go on. 03:13 Speak in a husky, sexy voice. 03:15 I can't speak in a sexy voice. There's nothing sexy about me. 03:18 There's fucking nothing sexy about you at all. 03:19 No. Sure there isn't. No. I'm the anti-viagra. 03:22 Have you reason going for you at all? 03:23 No. I'm not even smart. No, you're not. I'm not funny. No, you're not. No. No, no. 03:29 Ah. 03:30 Anyway. I'm trying to say you'd be lost without me every day. Who would? Like, what would you even... You'd be dead air. 03:36 I'd survive. I will survive. 03:38 You would not survive. Anyway, I'm here and all this week, Arcadia's with us. 03:44 Woohoo! Because Jeremy's... Make it rain, bitches. 03:48 What? Make it rain, bitches. What's that even mean? And then I'm getting paid double because I demanded double. Make it rain, bitches. Make it rain, bitches. What does that mean? It means you guys are going to pay me well, otherwise I will not be back. 04:00 Oh, okay. 04:02 Anyway, you said something to me earlier on that has left me speechless. 04:08 Oh, no, you can't say that out loud. That's very inappropriate. Are you talking about the first thing or the second thing? 04:13 Oh, no, the first thing I wouldn't tell anyone about. 04:14 Oh, okay, that's okay. Jeez. That's okay. I wouldn't even tell my own missus. It makes me sound like a deviant. 04:20 A deviant, and I'm not a deviant. Only on Fridays. 04:23 We good today. 04:24 Um... 04:26 Anyway, you said something to me earlier on which shocked me because I think it's the best thing that was ever invented. I think it does a brilliant job. And you did it and you brought the kids to do it. 04:38 Oh, you're talking about your big massive dildo. Pardon me? Are you putting your bum bum? I'm joking. I'm only joking. That's not what we're actually talking about. I just thought it would be fitting. That was the other conversation that I said we weren't having. It sounded like Adrian uses sex toys. 04:50 Sorry, but that's not, that conversation did not actually happen. 04:55 That was just me thinking out loud of how I could screw Adrian over on air. 04:59 I'm going to stop talking now. 05:01 You know the way Jeremy got a nickname, the Gervert, yeah? 05:05 Oh, can I get my own nickname for being a pervert? What would go with Katie? 05:09 I don't know. So Jeremy is the Gervert. What can we call Katie? Because you're just as bad as him. 05:14 Oh, I am. 05:15 You really are. You're a deviant. I'm a deviant. You are. 05:20 I'm sorry, have you seen Patrick Dempsey and a pair of scrubs? 05:22 Kamira, I have to ask, Davin sent a message in a minute ago, yeah? And Davin, I have to ask you, you've sent this message in nearly every day for the last week that we've been live, yeah? And he says, Davin here, greetings from the Burke compound, may the Lord be with you. Now, Davin, I've seen that message every day, but I don't know what it actually means. 05:44 I think it means that he's a windowless. 05:47 Oh, is that what it means? There's something wrong with him. 05:53 Oh, sorry, Davin. There's something wrong with you. 05:56 Greetings, Davin, and hello to you in the Burke compound. 06:00 You can't question people who... And then James said, stop, Katie, you give me life with your uncontrollable laughing. 06:07 Anyway, what would we call... We called Jeremy the Gervert, because he's... What would we call me? 06:13 Yeah. 06:14 Yeah. 06:15 If anybody has any suggestions, we'd love to hear from you. 06:17 Okay, best one gets a mug and it has to be nice. 06:20 Well, obviously it's not going to be nice. I'm looking for a female version of pervert. 06:24 I think a female deviant is a good thing, whereas a male deviant. I think if I'm creepy, it's OK because I'm a woman. So I can say things that you can't say. So I could, let's say, talk about Patrick Dempsey in the most disgusting way. 06:37 Like what? Like what would you do with him? 06:39 I cannot put that into words, Adrian. Oh, really? 06:43 No, I can't. But if you did, it'd be creepy. 06:47 Oh, Patrick Dempsey. Yeah, I'd rip his clothes off. He's gorgeous. No, I'm hardly going to say that. 06:51 If anyone's going to turn you, man. If anyone is going to turn you, I'm just saying. 06:55 Oh, okay. Michelle says, kinky Katie. 06:57 Oh, yeah. I'll take that. 06:58 Oh, you'll take them? 06:59 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's not too bad. 07:01 Oh, okay. 07:02 Keep them coming in. Lady Kate. No, no, no. No, I'm a dude. 07:08 Can I just tell you, Keith, there's not a screed of a ladylike quality in this woman. And I mean that in the nicest possible way. No. 07:18 I'm okay until I open my mouth. That's the problem. 07:23 No joke intended. Don't even go there. X-rated, Katie. 07:28 Katie, what's this one? Katie-a-holic. 07:31 No, there has to be something like Jervis, something along the lines. Do you know who'll know? ChatGPT would know. 07:36 Oh, right, okay. Hang on. 07:37 Do talk to her. 07:38 I'll talk to her. She's a good friend of mine. We go back a long way. 07:43 Okay, so... Hello, how are you? Hey! 07:49 I'm great. Happy to hear from you. 07:52 It's been a long time. How are things? You know you're paying for that. Nobody's happy to hear from you. 07:55 Doing well over here, you know, just keeping busy. What's new with you? What's been going on in your world? 08:01 Well, come here. I'm looking for a nickname for my friend, Katie. 08:05 All right. 08:06 Yeah. 08:06 Well, what's her vibe? 08:08 Oh, her vibe. Okay. I'll tell you her vibe. Her vibe is she's a bit of a female pervert. 08:16 Okay, so something cheeky then. 08:19 Yeah, something cheeky, yes. 08:21 Yeah, like Wildcat Katie. 08:24 Wildcat Katie, yeah. Okay, I like that. 08:27 What's the other one? That's homosexual. I don't like it. 08:29 You could go with... 08:32 Hmm, something like trouble with a capital T. Like, here comes trouble. 08:37 Oh, yeah, no, I do say that every day. As soon as I say, Jesus, here comes trouble. Okay, go on. Come on, keep going. Keep going. You're doing well. Yeah. 08:45 No, you're doing great. Let's see. How about playful, Katie? Or... 08:55 What's this one on? Siren Katie, if you want. 08:57 Siren Katie. 08:58 This bitch is high. 08:59 Yeah, no, she's, you're not, you're not doing it for me today. Okay, the Kate Vert. 09:05 Do you ever, I bet, oh, do you know what, I bet you sit at home at night and talk dirty to that. I bet you get off to that. 09:11 She doesn't talk dirty back. Oh, does she not? No, no, watch, watch, watch. 09:16 Sorry, I'm back to you again. How are you? 09:19 Oh, hey, I'm good. What's up? 09:21 My friend Katie thinks you talk dirty to me every night. That can't be true. Sure, it's not. You don't talk dirty. 09:27 No, no, JPT Live 1.1 Quip doesn't talk dirty unless someone's actually writing, like, asks for that. So not happening in your case. 09:37 Oh, okay, there you go. Now it's not happening in my case. Oh, you shut that off right quickly. 09:41 She was going to say something else. 09:42 No, no, Katie File. Oh, no, you can't say that. 09:45 No, no, no, strictly over... That's going a bit far. Over 40s only, no, no, no. Katie McFreaky? No, they're all shite. Yeah, they're not really... Can we just block everybody? They're all shite. 09:56 They're not great. Sure they're not. The Kate Vert. 09:58 Anyway, where were we going with this? Sorry. Where were we going with this conversation? 10:01 We weren't actually going anywhere with that conversation because I said something about something that you did with your kids and they were freaked out. Yeah? 10:10 Oh, we got a winner! 10:11 Oh, go on. Where is it? Look. 10:14 Now, I don't believe ChatGPT was not used for that. Martin killed Gallon. 10:21 Oh, yeah, that's Martin, yeah. 10:23 Oh, is that Martin? 10:24 I can't come on today, lad. I can't come on today, folks. 10:27 Good show, good show. Martin here. 10:30 Oh, Kaseysaurus Rex. So now I'm being called a dinosaur. 10:33 Yeah, Kaseysaurus Rex. 10:35 Yeah, you're not getting a mug. Dom... What? Can you just get on with your story? 10:42 This is boring me. Dom and Mactrix. 10:44 Yeah. Dom and Mactrix. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It would make more sense if my name was pronounced make, though. It's not. It's Mac. 10:50 K-Offender? No, that's a bit harsh. No, that's a bit harsh. 10:53 Well, listen, if Patrick Dempsey was in the room, I'd say, I'll do the time. I'll do the time. I don't mind. Could you imagine saying I'll do time? You imagine if you turn around and say, I'll do time. Anyway, sorry, what was your story and what were you trying to say? 11:08 You told me earlier on, I was recommending to you for ages that you... Oh, the tunnel of death. 11:14 It's a car wash. Oh, no, it's a very scary car wash. I recommended recently to our Katie that she go to a car wash, which is down the road from both of us, yeah? And it's at the Cool Key petrol station. And it's the coolest, coolest. It's terrifying. No, no, no. It is the coolest car wash in the world. So you drive into this thing and it pulls you along on the rails. You put your car in neutral. You probably didn't know how to do that. Oh no, that's probably not true, isn't it? 11:47 That's probably true. 11:48 I had to think about it when he said it. 11:51 He was like, no, stop your car. So I turned the keys off and he's like, no, no, don't stop your car. He's like, leave it on. He was laughing at me. 11:57 And did he tell you to put it into neutral? 11:59 Yeah. 12:00 But you didn't know how to do that, did you? 12:01 No, I did. But I thought I was meant to turn it off. 12:05 But you're not supposed to do that. Anyway, so, oh, no, you can't say that, Dave. What? Master Casey. Do you not get that? Masturbatey. Yeah, yeah. 12:14 Yeah, but masturbatey is not a word. If my name was Kate and you were saying Master Kate, I'd say fair enough, but that makes no sense, Dave. Go home. You're such a loser. 12:22 Katie McRupsey. No, they're ridiculous. They are. 12:26 Anyway, this tunnel. This tunnel. 12:28 So this is a car wash at Cool Key. There's another one near the spa well. Is there? Yeah, there is. I didn't know there was two of these horrible machines in this world. So you drive in. Anyway, it pulls your car through the car wash on rails. And you go through each section. One sprays your car. The other puts... 12:49 what you call it conditioner or whatever it is and then it washes it and then it dries it. It's brilliant. 12:56 It's the best thing ever. It was the longest six minutes of my life. So tell me then why you were timing it as well were you? Oh I was about six minutes in it. No it's just like because I was you start going through and you're like oh my god how big is this thing first of all. So I went in and I was like oh grand. 13:08 Now you had the kids with you it's important to point out. 13:10 Yeah yeah no they were fine but they knew I was uncomfortable. I was like mammy what's wrong? 13:15 So you had an absolute meltdown in this car wash in front of your kids. I didn't love it. What was wrong with it? 13:22 I just feel like it feels, I feel like it would feel like what it feels like to get buried alive. 13:28 But you're in a car wash with loads of water. 13:30 What happens if the machine broke and they couldn't fix it for an hour and the water kept going and you were stuck there in your car? Because it could happen. Machines malfunction. 13:38 Yeah, no, they were able to press stop. 13:39 Yeah, but what if the stop button didn't work? 13:42 It's very dark. There's a lot of water. And those big blue yolks, those big blue yolks that look like Sully from Monsters ain't coming out your windscreen. That's terrifying. 13:50 There's nothing terrifying about it. 13:52 They're like big arms, like octopus arms. I'm like, what the? Could you imagine going in there tripping? Like you'd be sitting there like, whoa. No, I don't. I do not like it. I did not like it at all. 14:02 And meanwhile, the kids are sitting there pissing themselves laughing at you, are they? 14:07 Well, Tig was like, man, what's wrong? And I said, nothing's wrong. And he was like, what's wrong? He could tell I was uncomfortable. 14:15 Paul says it perfectly. If you can't use a car wash, then sell the car and take the bus. 14:20 Well, I could just drive a dirty car, Paul, actually. Thank you very much. 14:23 No, no, like seriously. 14:26 What is wrong with you? 14:27 But this is a fear I've had since I was a child. When I was a kid, I didn't like car washes. Now I'm fine with the little small ones, but I just, that yoke, it's just, it's a big tunnel of darkness. There's a lot of machines. Like, okay, so the thing that like, do you know the one that goes up and it's like an iron straight thing and it like blows on your car? 14:43 Yeah. 14:44 I'm like, what if that malfunctions and it doesn't go up and it takes the roof off my car and then all the water comes in? 14:50 On top of me. 14:50 But that's only going to ever happen to you, is it? 14:52 Karina Shovlin. I'm with Katie. I used one once and never again. So I'm not on my own here. They're really, really scary. 14:59 What was scary about it? It's just very claustrophobic. Okay, so the thing's coming towards you, the dryer thing, yeah? 15:05 Is that what it does? It blows shit at your car and I'm like... Well, it's blowing air to dry your car. 15:10 Yeah, but I was like... And then it lifts up and goes over your car and then comes back down to you. 15:14 But what if it doesn't lift up? But why is it going to do that for you and nobody else? Why does a plane crash and kill 190 people who are on that plane? But you were never on one of those. It could happen. 15:25 I just don't like it. It's just, no, it's unnatural. You're not supposed to be in a tunnel of water coming at you like that. 15:31 So if your kids were to say to you, ma'am, can we go down to that brilliant car wash down the road? 15:36 But you won't take them ever again, will you? 15:38 No, no. Kids, get out with a hose there. 15:43 No, I can't. It's just... 15:44 I just find that bizarre. 15:46 Oh, there, here. Now, see. 15:48 Mick there. 15:48 Yeah, Mick. Our good friend Mick. 15:50 Mick never comes on. Mick never comes on, yeah. My missus and my then four-year-old got stuck in one of those. It broke down, stuck for an hour to get a free, got a free diesel top up forever. 16:01 Trouble. That doesn't make sense. 16:02 But his missus and his four-year-old got stuck in one. You see, that's what I can't. 16:06 It broke down, got stuck for an hour, got a free diesel top up forever for the trouble, basically. 16:12 I just, it's, I just don't see why it has to be so long. 16:17 Do they have to make it that long and dark? 16:19 Yeah, because each section is a different thing. But they wash your car before you go in as well. 16:23 Then why did you bother going? I don't know. Did you hoover the car afterwards? Yeah. 16:30 I did. I just don't. I've never liked car washes. What are you afraid of, Adrian? Let's turn the tables here instead of... Oh, I'll tell you what I'm afraid of. 16:39 I'll never do one again. I think I'd sooner be diagnosed with death. 16:43 A ladyboy. 16:44 What? 16:44 A ladyboy. You did spend a lot of time in Thailand. 16:49 I never ruled it out. But no, I was about to say that, what are they called? You know those machines that you go into? 16:57 Or the CT scan machine? 16:59 Don't like that either. 17:00 Oh man, it's the most terrific thing I was ever in. 17:02 Yeah. 17:04 my mam before she passed away she used to say to me just take a deep breath close your eyes and don't think of anything I can't I just can't do it I had to have a lot of them last year I had to have a good few and you know what it is as well the headphones they give you Yeah, they're not comfortable. 17:21 Breathe in, breathe out. It's like, put on some rhythm as a dancer and get this bitch going. It'd be a little bit easier. It would be easier if they put on some good music. 17:29 No, I was in one once and you could actually play your own music in your own headphones if you wanted. Oh, really? But it's the most... And I wouldn't say I'm claustrophobic. I could get in lifts, no problem, or airplanes or anything. I'm not claustrophobic, but... 17:42 I don't like airplanes. I'll do it, but I don't like them. 17:45 But I can't. 17:46 I don't like airplanes when it's a woman pilot. What? You're getting worse by the day. I don't like airplanes when it's a woman pilot. I just feel like my fate is sealed that I would have to get on the plane that has the one in a million. 18:00 Have you ever been on a plane with a woman pilot? Yes. 18:03 And it was most uncomfortable. I was coming back from Carcassonne in France. It was just most uncomfortable. You know, we all know, like, I mean. 18:11 We all know what? You've seen me driving. 18:14 I've seen you driving. I wouldn't like you to be driving a plane. 18:16 Yeah, but women are really bad drivers. 18:19 So poor woman in a plane. 18:22 You do realise you are actually a woman. 18:26 Depends on the day. 18:28 I mean, that's subject to change. It's 2026. It's all based on how I'm feeling. Tomorrow I'm going to be Tommy with the penis. 18:35 You've got this all week. The Kate Virg is back. 18:43 No, I just, I don't like women pilots flying my plane. 18:46 You don't like women pilots. You... 18:49 You're with me on the CT scan. Horrible, horrible machine. It's the tunnel. That's the tunnel of doom and death. 18:56 It's uncomfortable, but it's not terrifying. Like, what I find terrifying is turbulence. 19:04 Turbulence is just like a bumpy road. 19:06 The woman in those MRI machines. I just can't listen to her. 19:10 She's too much for me. 19:13 Next time I get asked to go for porn. 19:15 Adrian will be asking for porn music or porn sounds. People moaning to get him calm. 19:21 No, I can't deal with women pilots. So your thing is MRI machines. 19:26 Yeah, I hate them. Absolutely hate them. I'm terrified of them. You know I had an operation two years ago. The worst part of that whole procedure was that bloody tunnel of death. 19:35 And I'm lying there in the thing and I'm looking out for a bit of... 19:38 They're not terrifying. 19:39 They are. They're terrifying. The noise of them. 19:42 No, I just don't, I don't like them. I just don't like them. 19:48 Let's ask for a minute. 19:50 Paul says, women pilots are grand until they need to park. 19:54 Yeah, see, that's my problem. Like, what if they hit another plane or they're supposed to land and they land too late? 19:59 I'm sorry, I'm not dying because you wanted to practice equality, love. 20:04 So, back in your box. And you see, there's loads of women bus drivers now as well. What's that about? I saw a woman van driving yesterday. That was mad. I was like, what? Again, you do know you are a woman. But it's just mad when you see a woman driving a van. Why, what's wrong with it? It's just mad. A woman driving a van is the maddest thing you've seen. It's a big van. 20:25 Have you ever seen a woman driving a van? 20:27 Yeah. 20:28 Really? Really? 20:30 the bus. 20:31 I think Dublin bus are trying to get women to jump on board, aren't they? 20:38 Meaning? 20:39 Somebody sent a picture. Oh, look. 20:42 Why does this person have pictures of me on their phone? 20:44 That's really worrying. 20:47 Oh, Jesus. Who is this person? 20:49 Why do they have pictures of me on their phone? Oh, Sean. Is that your Sean? 20:52 No, it's not. No, no, no. 20:55 Oh, Jesus. Oh. 20:58 Although that is a really good picture. I like the light in that. I'm going to make that my profiler. Can you send that back to me? Whoever you are, a creepy person who's obviously stalked my social media. 21:09 Good afternoon. Look at my makeup in that. 21:11 My makeup is great in that. What's the word? On fleek? 21:15 Yeah, 10 years ago that was the word. 21:17 Look, it's funny because it's like a comic story. So it's for anyone who's listening and can't see because this is very visual. Someone sent a picture of me that was obviously stolen from my social media. Thank you, creepy person. 21:26 No, no, no. They were all AI generators. 21:28 No, that's me. I have that picture. That picture? 21:31 Although I like that top. 21:33 Look how good my boobs look at that. 21:36 I did it. 21:38 So the person who generated that photograph, can you make more, please? Because Katie's blown away by how good looking she is. Fucking weird. 21:46 I like my AI boobs. So it's basically a female pilot enters the cockpit and it's me in different stages of fear. 21:53 So the fear when she first enters and then the fear when she talks. 21:56 So I go from just being like, then I'm hiding under a blanket, then I'm hiding under the chair. It's a really good story. Who'd play me in the movie? Yeah. 22:06 With Adrian and Jeremy, where your opinion matters, but not as much as ours does. 22:11 How are we all today? How are you today? I'm good. Oh. 22:16 How are you today? I'm good. Oh. 22:18 I'm dying. I'm absolutely, I'm raspy as hell. 22:22 But you're not actually dying. 22:24 I'm actually dying. I've been given a week. 22:26 A week? 22:27 Yeah. What would you do if you had a week to live? What? What would you do if you had a week to live? Genuinely, what would you do? This is a good piece, actually. I like this. 22:34 What would I do if I was told now I have a week to live? 22:37 You have one week left on this earth. 22:39 Oh, what would I do? 22:40 I can't tell you. 22:41 I think of the possibilities. What would you do? 22:46 Oh God, I don't know. Can I say it out loud? Come on, say it out loud. I don't know what I'd do. 22:51 You've no idea what you would do if you had a week to live. 22:53 No, I'd probably freak out. 22:55 Go on an aeroplane. 22:56 Yeah, but I'd do that anyway. No, you don't. 22:59 When was the last time you were on an aeroplane? 23:01 Six years ago, five years ago. 23:04 I'm having palpitations that I'm not going to be on an aeroplane until the end of December. I wish your plane would crash. What? 23:09 I wish your plane would crash. That's not very nice. Yeah. 23:12 That's not very nice. 23:12 Because then I could say I know somebody who died in a plane crash. Like, how many people can say that? I know someone who died in a plane crash. 23:18 So you would like my plane to crash so that you could say, I know somebody who died in a plane crash. 23:23 And then you could have done one of those creepy, like, you know, before the plane takes off, the news sites are always, like, obsessed with people taking creepy selfies on the plane before they die. It's like the last photo before the plane takes off. It's like the selfie and the family looking all happy. And then it's like... 23:37 gone. 23:38 Is that insensitive of me? It is a little bit. 23:41 So what would you do if you had a week left? What would I do? I don't know. You have to be in the full of your health. You have to be in the whole of your health. So the doctor says you're going to die next Friday at lunchtime. So what are you going to do? You have a week and a bit. 23:55 I asked the question first. 23:56 No, I know, but I'm turning it right back on you. 23:58 I wouldn't be eating that shite you brought in today anyway. What kind of scum boy is that? That's so ghetto. I knew you were ghetto, but I didn't know you were that ghetto. That level of ghetto is too much. It's actually vile. You're vile. 24:08 Sorry, if you're wondering what she's talking about, sitting in front of me here, I have a Swiss roll. Yeah. 24:15 It's ghetto food for the peasants. A ghetto Swiss roll. It's peasantry. It's not peasantry, anything. It is. 24:22 Katie, a Swiss roll. Now, is there anybody who agrees with Katie that it's ghetto food? 24:27 Well, there's somebody who listens to our morning show. Yes, Michelle, we have in fact made up. 24:31 Oh, yeah, we had a bit of a row in our morning show this morning. 24:34 It was kind of, it was unnecessary. It was very unnecessary how heated up you got this morning. 24:39 You deserved it. You deserved it. 24:42 You were a parent. I am. 24:44 Anyhow, just to go back to my Swiss roll. I bought a Swiss roll, yeah. It was on special offer. It was only a euro at the counter in the shop. 24:52 No wonder. What? No wonder. What do you mean no wonder? They sell food off. What's your issue with... Who eats Swiss roll? 25:00 Oh, I love Swiss roll. It's council estate people food. 25:06 I don't live in a council estate. I'm joking, by the way. I'm joking. Well, you're actually not. You threw out that sentence and it just flowed off your tongue with such ease. You can't withdraw it. Please explain to me what's wrong with Swiss roll. Do you like chocolate Swiss roll? 25:23 No, I don't like any Swiss roll. Read the room. 25:25 Swiss roll with raspberry jam and cream in it. 25:28 No, and see the ones with the pineapple. What kind of scum? 25:32 The only one I might... might concede on is the pineapple one yeah I might give you that one but like Chloe there a Swiss roll is a sign of poverty it is and not only how is a Swiss roll a sign of poverty but a sign of poverty mixed with scumbaggishness so you're calling me a scumbag it's like Viennetta we've had this before the Viennetta isn't that the like the ice cream that you slice with the chocolate and no that's lovely and carvery is ghetto Jesus you're literally picking everything I love but you're ghetto I love carvery you're ghetto now I'm choosy about my carveries but I do I do like a carvery where do you like a carvery I'll tell you the nicest carvery in Dublin is in the yacht down in Clontarf yeah 26:14 They wouldn't let you in the door there. No, no, they do, they do, yeah. No, they wouldn't. 26:17 The yacht in Clontarf, nicest car for you in Dublin anyway. Oh, now, Darren, that's a bit ghetto for me now. 26:25 Oh, no, Darren, we'll go for a scone. We'll go for a scone, Darren. 26:27 No, no, no, I love a scone with currants and jam. No, no, no, no. 26:32 No, scones aren't ghetto. Because I love Aphrodisi. One of my favourite things to do after I go to the theatre, because I am so upper class. I'm actually not joking. I do go to the theatre. I'm very well educated. I'm not a philistine like yourself. But my favourite thing to do actually is that. 26:44 You've answered the theatre and you've asked, how do I get there? What do I do when I get there? 26:47 Oh, I am actually a member of the Ford Flash Energy Theatre group. Thank you very, very much. I love the theatre. I'm actually going to see Silence of the Lambs next month. I go, wait. Well, my favourite thing to do is afternoon tea. That's not ghetto. I love afternoon tea. 27:00 It's such a waste of money. 27:01 In the Westbury Hotel, there's nothing nicer. 27:03 It's such a waste of money. Honestly. 27:06 It's not. 27:06 You get little teeny weeny sandwiches, little teeny weeny cakes. 27:09 But you're not paying for the food. A cup of tea. The experience is so nice. 27:12 I experience me whole. It's so nice. No, no, no, no. I'm not into afternoon tea. 27:16 Because they wouldn't let you in the door of the Westbury. They'd think you're homeless. They'd think you're using the jacks. They'd be like, here, don't be letting that fella in to use the toilet. 27:23 Anyway, yes. Now, Paul, we were talking about... 27:27 I did drive a ghetto car, Davin. I used to have a Celica, but Celicas aren't ghetto. 27:31 Yes, they are. No, they're not. They're the old ones in ghetto cars. No. Yes, they are. No, no, no. I'm a Celica. 27:40 Listen, Hunt, you didn't mind taking a lift when you were stuck once or twice. So back in your box, bitch. 27:45 Scared the shit out of me. Anyway, scones and jam are for 80-year-olds. I agree with that. They really are. They're for your afternoon tea, actually. No, no, they're disgusting. And, yeah, Katie drove a ghetto car. How does he know you drove a ghetto car? 28:00 I think I discussed it here with Jeremy once on an occasion. 28:04 Did you? Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. I don't know what's wrong with Swiss roll anyway. I love Swiss roll. Is there anything that you love that you would consider ghetto but you actually love it? Would you eat beans on toast? 28:18 when I go out of my way for it no but I don't think that's ghetto I just think again that's poor people food I'm joking I'm only joking I love beans on toast my daughter loves beans on toast that's a joke I do I love it I love it is there anything ghetto that I love I don't know I don't I don't know what would be considered ghetto what do you eat I never see you eating do you ever eat I drink a lot of coffee coffee's not ghetto oh no no no hang on hang on 28:43 Hang on. You drink a lot of coffee. You don't actually drink a lot of coffee. Ladies and gentlemen, I have to share with you one of Katie's vile habits and it's vile. It's disgusting. Katie buys a cup of coffee in Costa or one of those places in the morning and brings it into work with her. 29:02 I wouldn't be using one of them scummy mugs associating myself with this podcast. Thank you very much. 29:07 I've given you about five of them and you haven't used any of them. 29:10 I'm not going to walk around with a window licker holding the cup. Why wouldn't you? 29:15 I use mine every day. I literally use my coffee cup every day. But I have two or three of them. I rotate them. I put them in the dishwasher. 29:21 No, I love the cups. I do love the cups. Yeah. 29:24 Anyway, sorry. Katie has this vile habit. Let me just tell you about this vile habit. Oh, pot noodle. Oh, yeah, Lee. Pot noodle's ghetto. That is ghetto. No, I agree. No, I would have pot noodle every now and again if I was stuck. 29:38 Very bad for you. Very, very, very bad for you. 29:41 I don't have them very often. 29:42 See the stuff they use to coat that to keep it together? That's really bad. I wouldn't give it to my kids. 29:50 Cornflakes is ghetto. What's wrong with cornflakes? The team always have cornflakes. I'm like, why are you eating cornflakes? What's wrong with cornflakes? You have a job. I'm joking. 30:00 Fucking hell. What did you eat for breakfast, Jeremy? 30:04 Ew. Yeah. Ew, if he was the last man on earth. No. 30:10 You're starting to sound like him more and more every day. I actually am. 30:13 Okay, pot noodle. I'll give you that one. Pot noodle is ghetto food, it has to be said. Is there anything that you like that nobody else likes? 30:23 Or vice versa? 30:25 Is there anything that most people like that you don't like? Now, I know ice cream is one we had on this before. 30:31 I hate ice cream. 30:32 Which I just find bizarre. 30:34 No, it's too cold. 30:35 It's meant to be cold. 30:36 I heat it up a little bit and put sprinkles in it. No, it's meant to be cold. That's the whole idea. 30:40 No, it's too cold. Ice cream. 30:41 No. 30:42 Listen to the name of it. Anyway, I've never known anybody in my entire life who didn't like ice cream. 30:49 People, women, women, and maybe men because it's 2026, women who wear mismatching underwear. That's ghetto. Like, they come in sets, girls. What the hell? But who knows? Huh, you know. 30:59 No, I know. No, as in you don't know. No, I don't know. So what's the point? What's the difference? You know yourself. To what end? 31:08 Just imagine. Imagine, like, you're walking around and underneath your clothes you've got, like, a red bra on. 31:12 Yeah. 31:13 And, like, blue and white pants or something. But who would know? You'd be the French flag. Ha, ha, ha. 31:19 Never mind. 31:20 But who would even know? That's the point I'm trying to make. You've said this to me before. Mismatching underwear is for scum. 31:27 I just... Mismatching underwear, it's a peeve of mine. 31:31 But how do you know it's a peeve of yours? I just do. When have you ever seen somebody's underwear to go, oh, that's a peeve of mine? 31:38 But who walks into Victoria's Secret or Ann Summers or wherever you buy your underwear? 31:42 Most people buy them in pennies. 31:43 Who walks in? Pennies underwear, shite. Shite. And that's actually not snobbery. It is bad. The women's underwear is really bad. 31:50 Go on. 31:51 Who walks in and picks up a bra and doesn't buy the underwear to match? 31:56 Yeah, no, I get that. You buy them in sets, yeah? But the sets don't always stay together. They get lost in the wash and stuff. They get misplaced, yeah? Yeah. So what's wrong with wearing... 32:05 But if you've been playing black ball, how hard is it to match black underwear with it? 32:09 What's wrong with a red bra and black knickers? 32:12 Ah, no. No, no, no. But you're the only one who knows it. It doesn't matter. That's weird, that is. If that's... You're the only one who knows you change your boxes. Do you change yourself? Do you wash yourself? 32:22 I do, yeah. 32:22 You don't, you dirty boss. 32:24 Oh, here's another one. This is ghetto. I used to love them, though, when I was younger. You can't get them. I rarely see them. Tins of meatballs. 32:32 Oh, yeah. They are so ghetto. 32:34 But I have to say, when I go to Ikea, if I go to the canteen in Ikea, I always have the meatballs. 32:40 love the meatballs. Oh, that doesn't surprise me. 32:43 Oh, meatballs and gravy in Ikea. 32:44 People who put ketchup on scrambled eggs, I will agree with that. 32:47 No, absolutely nothing wrong with that. So you're literally the king of scum. It would appear so. People who put ketchup on scrambled eggs. Martin, scrambled egg is so boring without ketchup. 32:59 Davin is so right. When you get your lips, you use your Mickey money to get your lips done. Like, girls, I'm sorry. Okay, seriously. But the 33:07 the big lips they don't look good do you see these like the women and they get like the big that's so ghetto yeah do you like them lip fillers do I like them no no in fact I saw a woman only yesterday in a shop just down the road from us here in Port Marnock and she walked in and I was that close to saying did you actually think you look lovely you were never going to say that to her you've got no balls okay I said it to myself oh you're so brave Did you look in the mirror this morning and think you look lovely because you don't? She looked deformed. 33:38 She looked deformed. 33:39 But I think the people who perform this service. 33:43 Oh, I think Paul Brady is right. Ikea meatballs are elite. They are elite. I like that word, Paul. 33:48 See, I can't deal with Ikea. Why? Oh, who has the time? What's wrong with Ikea? Who has the time to walk around and follow arrows? 33:55 I love it. I love Ikea. Do you? Yeah, I love it. 33:58 How do I work with you? How do we actually get on? How are we best friends? How did that happen? 34:06 Most men like El Natural. 34:09 Oh yeah, he basically said underwear is for scum. 34:11 No, he's talking about the lips. 34:12 No, no, no, I think he's talking about the underwear. 34:14 No, underwear's not natural. I'm sorry, are you born with underwear on? No, he's talking about lips. But I'm sorry, the lip fillers and all that, they are just, no, gross. And you can always tell, because the top lip is bigger than the bottom lip. I'm like, girl. 34:29 Honestly, you should have seen your woman there. Really? Oh God. Yeah. 34:33 If you're listening, you look lovely. You look lovely. 34:36 Adrian, you're so stoning and brave to say it out loud to everybody else but not to her. 34:39 Fuck off. 34:42 It's the Opinions Matter podcast with Adrian and Jeremy. No other podcast sounds like it. And that's probably just as well. 34:50 My question is a little bit different. Did you ever have a name for it? That's my question to you. Did you ever have a name for it? No, did you not? 34:58 Do people usually name theirs? 35:00 Yeah, I think so. Do they? I think most people do name theirs. 35:03 I don't think they do. 35:04 Did you never have a name for yours? 35:06 I never named mine. I just think that's really weird. Why? I don't know. Why would you name that? 35:10 You just would. I had a name. Did you? Did you have a name for yours? 35:15 What was it called? 35:16 Huh? 35:16 What was it called? 35:17 It's private. It's private. what was it sure everybody's had a go at that one what everybody had a go at that one ah yeah no I know yeah yeah we did have a name for it did you yeah yeah but you've never given yours a name no in all the years you've ever had one never named it no no that's bizarre I find because I always thought it was a thing women were more likely to name them I just don't know why you would name it that's weird what's weird about it it's just so weird oh Herbie Herbie Yeah. 35:50 Herbie was his name. 35:51 Get your mind out of the gutters. We are talking about cars, not genitals. Yeah. Who said genitals? I just know that's what people are thinking. 35:59 Here, let me show you mine. Let me show you mine. Yeah. This is... What was your favourite car? Well, here's a photograph of my very first car. Now, it looks very old-fashioned now today, look. But look at it there. Look, what a car. My very first car was a really... 36:22 I wasn't even born when that car was made. How old is that car? 36:26 I was barely born myself. It was a 1979 Mazda 323, but it was exactly like that. It looked exactly like that. 36:33 But what year? What year? 36:35 A 1979 Mazda 323. 36:37 That's when I was a bad thought in my father's head. 36:40 Yeah, no, I'm sure you were. I still am. But that was my first car. 36:47 I'm not crying, by the way. People are like, why is Kate crying? I'm not. I have a touch of laryngitis, I think. 36:51 Is that what it is? 36:52 Yeah. Sounds good, doesn't it? Which is like a rendition of Smelly Catch another episode of Friends. 36:57 Oh yeah, go on. 36:57 Oh no, no. Smelly gas. Smelly gas. 37:01 Anyway, so that was my first car and I had a name for it. Really? So did I have a favourite car? Let me see. 37:11 Did I have a favourite car? That would have been one of them. Do you know, Mike, this car was so quirky, yeah? My very first car, that the windscreen was falling out of it. And you had to put masking tape around the windscreen to stop it falling out. Oh. Yeah. 37:24 No giggity going on in that car. 37:27 It was a shit car, actually, to be honest with you. 37:30 My favourite car was my Celica. I will never forget my Celica. I'd love a Sleekin. 37:34 That's such a boy racer car. 37:36 It was a Jap import, so it was very hard to... Get parts for it? No, no, not get parts for it. Sure, actually, because I was only young. I was very young when I had it. I got around it with a little help from a friend. And yeah, I loved my Sleekin. Now, the only thing is I was hounded in it, which is a bit discriminatory, by the way, because I'm young and I had a fast car. 37:55 Right. 37:56 But my tail was sleek. I actually saw one on the way over here and I was like, oh God, I'd love another one. It just wouldn't be practical, obviously, with getting the kids in and out because it only had like... Two doors. Why do they say three doors? It's not three doors. Your boot is not a door. Does somebody open it and get in the boot? 38:09 Well... That makes no sense. 38:12 Yeah, but it's such a boy racer car. 38:16 It really... I had a couple of years. You were in it. I was in it. 38:20 Weren't you? Don't ever say I was in a car with you. 38:23 Well, no, actually, because you wouldn't be still alive. 38:25 No, that's it. A Celica, yeah. Well, mine was a Mazda 323. And then after that, what did I have? See, I had that for years, years. My first car, I couldn't afford to get a second car. 38:36 Oh. 38:36 Because I could barely afford the first one. 38:39 And then it was years before I got a second one. What was the second one I had? 38:43 I can't remember, actually. 38:44 Yeah, no, I loved the Celica. It was just amazing. It was so nice. I used to go for spins up the mountains with it. 38:49 Jeremy had a... One of his first cars was a Mitsubishi Colt, which was a heap of shite. 38:55 Jeremy looks like the type that would drive a Ford Panda or a Fiat Panda, whatever the fuck those really ugly things are, and they think he's real cool. I think he's cock of the walk in his cardigan. 39:03 Yeah. What was your first car? Let me know. My first car... 39:09 was called Mervyn. What a cool name. 39:11 That is not a cool name. Have you never named any of your cars? No, because I don't get too attached to them because I'm a terrible driver. I feel if you get attached then... Oh, then you crash them. My first car was actually a Peugeot. It was actually my first car. It was actually a French car. It was a Peugeot. And I crashed it a week later. 39:25 No, it's actually not funny. The woman claimed whiplash and she was fine. I actually saw her out a few months later. She was actually in a club dance and I was like, girl, you did not have whiplash. 39:33 Yeah, I rear-ended her. 39:35 So Mervyn, who said Mervyn? Mervyn, that's from Selina. That's a good name for a car. I can't believe you never named any of your cars. 39:45 I just didn't bother. I had a life. 39:48 I love the Jappers, says Darren. He means Jap Imports, that is. 39:54 Are you sure that's what he's talking about? 39:59 Tavan says, whatever car you did the most riding in is your favourite car by default. 40:06 I mean, when you're a teenager and you have nowhere to go, I mean, they're all my favourites. They're all my favourites. 40:15 I can see Jess in a pickup, red raw farmers on her right arm, whatever that means. 40:20 No, I'd love a pickup. I have to say, I would love a pickup. Would you? Oh, yeah. A pickup would be class crack. I'd love something really big that you could go off-roading on. 40:28 Here's an offer you can't refuse, and it leads into the conversation we're having. 40:32 Darren just said, come with me around Mondello and I'll show you how to drive. 40:36 Let's go, Daz. Where and when, baby? 40:39 I've actually never been to Mondello. 40:42 Have you been to Mandela? 40:43 Yeah, I have, yeah. 40:45 Have you? You, what, in your Mazda? 40:47 No, I was in one of my really old cars, yeah. My Mazda has a Ford Fiesta and I can't stand it. 40:54 I had a Ford PS and I wrote it off. That was member Christmas two, three years ago. Do you remember that? 40:59 Oh. 40:59 Do you remember? Do you remember? 41:00 Yeah. 41:01 I had a very bad accident. 41:02 You've told me so many times about accidents that I don't... 41:05 I'm not... They all kind of merge into each other. 41:07 Don't say anything. Don't say anything. But look here. I'm typing it. Remember? Oh, that's right. Do you remember? Yeah. 41:13 That was bad. 41:15 My first car was a Porsche. Do you want to cough louder there? 41:18 I'm sorry. Cough louder. I can't help it. I've got COVID. Oh, have you? Well, I think so. I did. 41:24 My first car was a Porsche 911, says that message. I don't believe that for one second. My first car was a Model T Ford. My first car was a brand new Toyota Paris. 41:37 Maybe a Yaris. 41:38 I'm assuming you mean a Yaris in 1999. I can still remember the reg number now. There's one for you. Do you remember the reg number of your first car? 41:46 I don't even know my current reg number. No. 41:49 My first car... 41:50 It was before we have the current reg system, yeah? That's how old it was. 41:55 592UZH was the reg of my first car. 41:59 Was it always like, why is this human being calling me? Who, who? 42:04 Oh, yeah. Why is that human being? Look. 42:08 Why is he calling me? 42:09 You needn't bother. Anyway, Toyota Yars. Sorry, yeah. No, regs weren't always year, county and number as they are now. Do you even know the county in your car? 42:20 Did you even know that the counties are on your car, Reg? 42:23 No, I know they're on. I actually don't know. 42:25 I think it's a D. Do you know what the counties are? What's LH? 42:29 Loud. 42:29 Oh, yeah. Okay. What's WX? Wexford. WW? Wicklow. Oh, you're very good. 42:35 What is a Northern Reg? How can you tell a Northern Reg then? 42:37 You can't. They're very hard. They're nearly impossible to tell them apart. Okay. What about SO? Sligo. 42:45 Oh, very good. I should win a prize. Okay, give me money. 42:48 KY. KY. 42:49 Kerry, jelly. 42:51 No, okay, not funny. 42:56 It just shows where my brain goes. 42:58 It really does. K-Y, yeah. 42:59 Sorry. 43:01 Yes, Kerry is correct. K-E? 43:03 Why is this human being WhatsAppping me incessantly? K-E? Sorry. K-E? 43:09 Oh. 43:10 I got you, did I? 43:11 Oh. 43:12 No, I got you. 43:12 No, you got me. 43:15 Come on. 43:17 What's tea? Just tea on its own. 43:19 Tipperary. 43:20 It is. What's K-E? 43:20 I don't like Tipperary. They sound like travellers. That's enough. The accent is... Says your woman here. Oh, who's so softly spoken. 43:28 So K-E, I've got you on, yeah? 43:29 K-E, okay, okay. 43:31 K-K? You're not good on the Ks. No. K-Y jelly. K-E is Kildare. 43:38 K-K? 43:40 K-K is Kilkenny. 43:41 Kilkenny, very good, very good. You're so clever. 43:44 I am so clever. 43:46 Anyway. TS. TS. 43:49 I do not know what TS is. 43:50 No, actually, Jessica, TS doesn't exist anymore. 43:53 What was TS? 43:54 TS and TN. They were Tipperary North and Tipperary South. 43:58 That was before my time. 43:59 But no, they were gotten rid of a few years ago. They don't exist anymore. It's just T for Tipperary. So TS was. 44:05 So what was your favorite car again? 44:07 My favorite car? Ah, it has to be my first car. Yeah. 44:10 What was Tarzan's favorite car? 44:11 I don't know. 44:13 Oh, here we go. This is a Jeremy sort of joke. I can just fucking feel it. 44:17 What was Tarzan's favorite car? 44:19 What was Tarzan's... Come on, I can feel this joke. It's fantastic. Come on. I'm going to see if you can get it yourself. 44:27 What was Tarzan's favorite car? I have no idea. Please enlighten me. 44:32 A 3-2-3. 44:35 No, no, okay. Never mind. 44:38 It wasn't bad. 44:40 It wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. But then that was my favourite car as well. My 323. My Mazda 323. Can I get a prize? For what? 44:47 Getting all the counties right? Can I add 50 quid to my invoice? 44:51 Okay, what about MO? 44:54 Mail. 44:54 Oh, very good. Very good. 44:56 MH? 44:57 What county have you never been to in Ireland? 44:59 None. 45:00 Have you been to the mob? 45:01 I've been to every county in Ireland, yeah. 45:02 You little county whore. 45:06 There's 32 counties. I've never been to Cork. 45:09 Never been to Cork. 45:09 Which is only the biggest county in the country. 45:11 Yeah, I know. 45:12 I can't think of any county that I've never been in, if I'm to be honest. 45:15 Really? 45:15 Yeah. Were you ever in Waterford? 45:17 Yeah. 45:17 Were you ever in Donegal? 45:21 I can't remember. 45:21 You'd remember Donegal. 45:23 It's lovely. I do. I like the Donegal accent now and a man, I have to say. 45:26 Really? 45:26 A soft, soft Donegal. 45:27 Are we Daniel? 45:29 No. 45:29 No, well then. 45:30 No, no, not like that. No, it's soft, but it has to be a manly man with it. Not like Daniel O'Donnell. 45:35 I love, I love, and it's such a guilty pleasure of mine. I love a Wicklow, Arklow accent. 45:40 I don't care what anyone says. Oh, it's the mankiest. You can shoot me. I don't care. I have such a thing for... No, it's the mankiest accent. Ever since TD, man. 45:49 TD. 45:50 TD? 45:51 Mm-hmm. 45:52 Which one? 45:52 When I worked in Wicklow. 45:54 Oh, yeah, no, but that's a Bray accent. 45:56 But can I say that, though? I can say that. John Brady, the TD. 45:59 Yeah, you fancied his accent, did you? But he's a manky Bray accent. 46:02 He's a nice bum, too. 46:03 Jesus, John, are you listening, John? Can you imagine if I said that about a female politician? Oh, she'd a nice arse, too. 46:12 But he's not actually my TD. Do you remember the TD, the infamous TD we talk about here that shall not be named? That's not who we're talking about. I do have a crush on a particular TD that is quite fetching. 46:23 But we're not allowed to talk about that. 46:25 No. 46:25 Jeremy did talk about that. I know. Put me in an awkward position. 46:37 Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to today's Opinions Matter with Adrian and Jacinta. How are you today, Jacinta? 46:45 I'm good. You weren't supposed to do that. 46:46 Was I not? 46:47 No. 46:48 Why, do you not like the name? 46:49 No, it's actually a skanger name. 46:51 Would you move that into yourself there? 46:52 It's a real Jacinta. 46:54 Come here, your dinner's ready, Jacinta. 46:56 Isn't it? I think it's a lovely name. 46:58 I think it's a skanger name. 46:59 Jacinta? 47:00 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know anyone called Jacinta? 47:03 No. 47:04 I think it's a bit of a skanger name. I don't know. 47:07 Okay, here's a question for you. If you could change your name, well, you could change your name, by the way. Everybody has a right to change their name. If you could change, did you always like the name Katie? 47:17 Oh, well, I didn't choose the name Katie. 47:19 Obviously. Obviously, you fucking idiot. 47:24 You born baby. 47:25 I want to be Katie. I wish I wasn't called Katie because I swear to God, I think my name has just meant like fucking chaos my whole life. I could work with you and Jeremy. If I was a Katie, if I was something like elegant and classy like Cassandra. 47:41 Oh, Cassandra. I would be working in an office. Hang on, Cassandra. Cassandra can also be Cassandra. 47:47 Okay, okay. Well, then I take that back. What's a really posh person name? 47:50 Well, actually. Diana. Diana. Diana. 47:53 Diana. No, is that really possible? Or Charlotte. I do like the name Charlotte. 47:57 Okay, so did you always like the name Katie? 47:59 But why do you say always? What's to assume I actually like my name? Well, that's actually an interesting fact, and I know you know this, but we're not going to get into that. My actual name isn't Katie. 48:09 I know, I know that, yeah. 48:10 So that's not actually my name. It's not my real name, but it's what I'm called by everybody. 48:15 It's what I call myself. I've never used my actual own real name ever, ever. 48:19 I call you by your own real name sometimes. You do, actually. 48:22 Sometimes when we're in the studio, actually, at work, if I'm talking to Adrian and talk back, you'd be like, okay, is the next caller ready? Beep. 48:28 Yeah. 48:29 And I'm like, yes, he does. You're the only person who does it. My mum and dad don't even do it now. 48:33 Really? No. Anyway, okay, so did you like your name? The reason I'm asking you is, when I was a kid, I hated my name. I fucking hated the name Adrian. Yeah. Despised it. I used to have arguments with my parents, so... Why'd you call me that? Why'd you call me that? 48:48 Do you think your name defines you? My second name is even worse. 48:52 Kennedy? No. Oh, God, yeah. 48:54 My middle name. No, it's actually not. Fergus. 48:57 Fergus. Listen to it. Fergus. 49:00 It was of its time. 49:02 It was my godfather's name, yeah? My godfather's name is Fergus, so I was named after my godfather. So I get the reason where the name came from, yeah? But just, I hate it. But Adrian, as a kid, I despised the name Adrian. And I only got to like the name when I started getting into this business, into the radio business, yeah? 49:22 Yeah. 49:23 And at the time, it was suggested to me... 49:25 It's a great radio name, Adrian Kennedy. 49:26 Well, at the time it was suggested to me that I change my name and come up with a new DJ name. Yeah. And I said, no, actually, I'm going to stick with the name I have because nobody else is called. 49:37 Yeah. Do you know, I get that a lot with Mac. So if I'm, you know. 49:41 So your surname isn't M-A-C. 49:43 It's M-A-K-K. 49:44 Yeah, which is very unusual. 49:45 I was actually in Centre Parcs not long ago with my kids and we were going into one of the restaurants and the guy who was checking us in at the restaurant was like, that is a great name. He says, tell me you do something like, he was like, it's like a pop star name. He's like, what do you work at? And I was like, I work in radio. He's like, it's such a cool name. He's like, Katie Mack. It is a cool name. He's like, it's such a DJ name, Mack. So I was lucky because some DJs change their names to have more radio suitable names. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's plenty of them. Yeah, it's like our friend in the mornings. His original name, there's something around with it. 50:15 No, nothing. Nothing. Yeah. No, but my own name, my surname wouldn't work as a radio name. Why not? I think it would. 50:23 Do you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think my real name would work? Yeah. But anyway, just back to your point, did you like your name growing up? I didn't mind it. You didn't mind it? Okay. I didn't mind it. If you could choose a name, if you were to change your name tomorrow... 50:37 Like, for example, Deborah has just texted in to say, Deborah is a nice name. Now, you would say that, Deborah, because it's your name. 50:44 Deborah's not a bad name. The only thing is it comes, Debbie. Come here, we have a giant Debbie. It does. I think I'm actually dying. 50:51 But if you were to stick with Deborah, Deborah's quite posh, actually. Deborah. 50:58 I don't know if it is. Cornelius is posh. 51:00 That's a bloke's name. It's not a girl's name. 51:03 Everybody has a different name for me, my surname. Like you call me Macker. 51:06 Yeah. 51:06 That's pretty much all you call me when you don't actually call me the other name or the cunt. 51:11 I was supposed to say that out loud. 51:13 Whoops. 51:14 But you call me, everything with you is Macker. Macker, Macker, Macker, Macker. 51:18 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you mind that? No. Right. But again, if you could, so Diana you're going with. 51:25 Is that even posh? 51:26 Diana Mack. 51:27 You see, the Scangers have taken all the posh names and made them their own Scangery names. Well, let's come up with a new name for you. 51:33 Why do I need a new name? Ah, because I'm sick of Katie now at this stage. 51:38 Oh. As in me personally or my name? No, your name. I'm just sick of it. Oh, good, because you did tell me you missed me today. I did. I did miss you today. Did you? 51:45 Yeah, yeah. 51:45 Were you heartbroken when you looked through and you couldn't see me in the other studio? 51:48 Sorry, Katie wasn't working in the radio station this morning. And, um... 51:53 But she's here on the podcast today, which is great. We'd miss you. 51:57 Aww. 51:57 Well, no, I'd be sitting here like a lemon on my own. 51:59 You would be. 52:00 Yeah. So, Deborah Mack. Deborah Mack. Deborah Mack, yeah. 52:06 Oh, Harper is a nice name. 52:08 Harper's a scanger name. Harper. 52:11 Keith, I'm surprised at you, of all people. Harper. Harper. 52:14 No, it's actually not a skanger name. I don't actually know what Harper is. 52:17 Harper Mack. No, Harper. I'm very surprised at you, Keith, calling her Harper. We want to make Katie sound posh. That's really what we want. 52:26 But I do sound posh. I'm a very posh, sophisticated woman. 52:29 You have no sophistication at all. 52:30 Oh, really? Oh. 52:32 Literally. 52:32 This is awkward. This is very awkward. You don't, though. This is just being revealed to me now, folks. 52:38 What, that you're not sophisticated? 52:40 I thought I was very posh. I actually have on the side of my car spray painted. Hashtag posh cunt. 52:46 It's on the side of my car. 52:51 You probably do. 52:54 Anyway, oh, sorry, there's... Katie looks like a Nadia. 52:59 It's not a good thing or a bad thing. Ooh, Katie looks like a... A Nadia. How does one look like a Nadia? Nadia's a... Is Nadia not a trans person who's famous? 53:10 No, no, no, no. The last Nadia I knew is... 53:14 That model, Nadia Ford. Okay. She's a model. She was on I'm Celebrity. She used to work with us, myself and Jeremy, back in the day. I met her before. I did. Lovely girl. She's the only Nadia I remember. 53:26 Nadia Mack. 53:27 What does that mean, Nadia? How does one look like a Nadia? Henrietta. 53:30 Oh, there's Pasha. Oh, hello, Henrietta. I like that. Yeah. 53:35 Henry Mack. 53:36 No, you're not buying it, no? 53:39 Why is somebody saying happy birthday to you? Why? I don't know. It's not your birthday. 53:43 No, it's not my birthday, no. 53:47 Okay, keep them coming in, please. 53:49 I just want to know what Nadia means. Nadia, there was definitely a trans person. 53:55 called Nadia. Definitely. I remember it, but I just don't remember where from. I think Big Brother maybe or something. But I'm not trans. 54:01 A trans Nadia? 54:02 Despite popular, what's it, consensus? Can I say that word? How do you do with that microphone? 54:09 It keeps falling on me. No, you're twisting it up to the heavens. Look at confidence. 54:13 Because I'm not well, I wasn't supposed to be here today. I braved it to come in and help you because you're a lemon and you can't do anything by yourself. 54:21 It's more than lying in bed and beep, beep, beep, beep. Katie, what do I do about this? What about this love? What am I asking this person? I'm like, I'm on a day. Fucking off. Do it yourself. 54:31 I have a new name. Now turn your knob down, will you? Turn my knob down. I have a new name for you and I love this. Yep. Yep. I want you to work with me here. 54:40 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Fanula Mac. 54:44 No. No? 54:45 No, I love Irish names. 54:46 Oh, Fanula's very posh. I love Irish... Oh, yeah, sorry, we're going for posh. Yeah, posh, yeah. That's very... I don't think Fanula's posh. 54:52 Do you not? Ladies and gentlemen... I'm trying to think... Please welcome Fanula Mac. 54:56 Yeah, Nadia in Big Brother. Nadia was trans, I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure she had a penis. 55:01 I don't have a penis. 55:03 Right. 55:03 The moustache I can hide... 55:05 Okay. Oh, I think Katie looks like a Savannah. Oh, Savannah Mac. 55:13 No, that is definitely Scangery. Come here, Savannah. 55:15 Okay, here's another one. 55:18 Ariana. No. Oh, I like it. I like it. 55:21 Ariana Mac. No, no. 55:25 Rachel? Rachel's not. 55:27 Rachel's a basic bitch. 55:28 Oh, Nadia is the woman that sells the cars. Oh yeah, Nadia is... I don't know this woman. She's from Ashford in Wicklow. Nadia, I can't remember her surname, but she's very well endowed. She's got a big penis. No, no, no, no. She's got... You can't say that, Adrian. 55:46 Go very careful where you're going. Go very careful where you're going with this. 55:50 She's amply proportioned. Okay. Yeah. But she uses that to sell cars, basically. 55:55 Ah, sure, why not? Yeah. Make a quick buck. Do you not know Nadia? No. I don't know Nadia. 55:59 Oh. I need to introduce you to... I've never met Nadia. Nadia Adan is her name. That's her name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's brilliant. 56:06 She's not of the Irish persuasion, is she? 56:08 She is, yeah. 56:09 She's obviously got some kind of foreign in her, like myself, actually. Like yourself, yeah. Mack, M-A-K-K. I'm not of the Irish persuasion. No, I know. That's okay. We embrace everybody here on Opinions Matter. 56:19 Anyway, you're going to stick with the name then? 56:22 I actually don't know any... Your name is quite posh. 56:25 Adrian? 56:26 Yeah. 56:26 Fucking horrible. I still hate my name. 56:29 Yeah, I don't like it. 56:30 What's your favourite woman's name on the planet? And don't say Linda, because your wife is listening. 56:34 No, I don't actually like the name Linda at all. 56:37 She's such a licker. 56:38 Gina. What's my favourite woman's name? I always like the name Yvonne for some reason. Yvonne? Yeah. 56:44 It's such a non-name. Like, who looks at the baby and thinks, that's a cute baby? I'm going to call it Yvonne. 56:48 I always like the name Yvonne. You asked me. And what other names? 56:51 I like Irish names. 56:53 I love the name, and I'm a bit biased, but I loved it before she ever came along. I love the name Laura. 57:00 Laura's a nice name. I do like that. Penelope is a very posh name. 57:03 Oh, that's posh. 57:05 Yeah. 57:06 Penelope Mack. 57:07 I think I'm just going to stick with the gee bag. 57:11 You said that. 57:13 I can't say that. 57:15 Can I do that? Can I just stick with that? 57:18 And I'm proud of it, by the way, so... 57:20 Ladies and gentlemen, it's Opinions Mac with Kennedy and Keybag Mac. 57:24 Could you imagine that on the liners? 57:26 Does it work? 57:27 I definitely think I definitely am someone who comes across as very posh. 57:32 Oh, you're the exact opposite of posh. What's the opposite of posh? That's you. Scum. 57:37 Live from Ireland, it's Opinions Matter with Adrian Kennedy and Jeremy Dixon.